Ozzie Guillen's Sox have come to first place to stay.
To whip the Tribe and Royals good, and brush Detroit away.
To shoo the Yankees from the field and dust the Coors field team,
And make the bunts and hit 'n run and make the Angels scream.
While all us loyal Sox fans, when the evening game is done,
We surf around the Internet and have the most of fun,
Reading all the witch tales that those weblogs tell about
How the Twins are gonna get us if we don't watch out!